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found-my-happiness:

Reblog if you think she’s beautiful and deserves to be happy. Trying to prove a point to her :)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via alternativekidd13)

failedheart:

anonymous-diaries:

this is not my artwork, but it is my writing so please don’t change the source x

THIS IS SO SO SO FUCKING RELEVANT

duhavin:

lightrup:

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

next person who reblogs this is getting shot

shoot me

(via knit-fast-die-warm)

superkim111:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Ship them

He keeps her cool.

She blows him away.

Their relationship?

Fan-tastic!

GET OUT

(via knit-fast-die-warm)

how about you REFRESH YOUR ATTITUDE and try again.

(Source: i5himaru, via knit-fast-die-warm)

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

(via pathbetweenthestars)

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

(via pathbetweenthestars)

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